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             NOBODY LIVES 
            FOR EVER (1986) 
            At the beginning of Gardner's fifth James Bond novel, NOBODY LIVES 
            FOR EVER, 007 is on leave, travelling in his Bentley across Europe en 
            route to a medical facility in Vienna to visit his ailing and 
            convalescing housekeeper, May. Bond soon discovers SPECTRE is 
            sponsoring an open competition for, literally, his head. 
             
            When he encounters wealthy Sukie Tempesta, a girl he saves from a 
            possible roadside robbery/rape, Bond decides to take her along as a 
            safety precaution and Sukie's friend and professional “bodyguard”, Nannie Norrich, soon joins the entourage. Bond eventually learns 
            that May and Miss Moneypenny (who has been visiting the housekeeper) 
            have been kidnapped by SPECTRE to lure Bond into its clutches. It 
            becomes apparent that someone is eliminating any competition that 
            comes near Bond and his party - and 007 deduces that it is SPECTRE 
            itself that wants to win “the game”. 
            It was a personal plot for Bond. I 
            remember thinking, why don't we do a chase across Europe? We'll 
            probably do it again, and we did. So I thought - why is there a 
            chase - someone puts a contract out on Bond. Who and why? And it all 
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            It's a plot reminiscent of FROM 
            RUSSIA, WITH LOVE, and it moves along excitingly! If it were a film, 
            it would surely have much of the same tension that something like 
            Hitchcock's North By Northwest had. The chase idea was 
            splendid, and the reader is chased along with Bond throughout the 
            book. 
            
            Once again, the continuing theme of the secret agent being a 
            prisoner of his profession is obvious. Bond's professional life has 
            put people close to him in danger. This time, the plot is not a 
            mission given to 007 by his service. It is an all-out 
            run-for-his-life pursuit; his goal  is to not only escape the 
            killers on his tail, but to rescue May and Moneypenny. 
            
            It all fell into place because 
            everything works. This is far and away John Gardner's best James 
            Bond novel, and it is precisely because it is such a personal plot 
            for the leading character. 
            
            One nitpick might be that there is no central villain - 
            Tamil Rahani is bedridden, an invalid as a result of what happened 
            to him at the end of the previous book - so it is his organisation 
            that serves as the intangible antagonist. But Bond is accompanied by 
            a couple of well-written female characters (Sukie Tempesta and 
            Nannie Norrich), and the author takes the threesome through many 
            surprising turns. It is perhaps significant that NOBODY LIVES 
            FOR EVER marks the end of SPECTRE. I suppose it could always be 
            resurrected, but it seems as if the nail was driven into the coffin 
            with this one. 
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             NOBODY LIVES 
            FOR EVER contains John Gardner's one and only scuba diving scene. 
            Since Fleming used the underwater environment so many times in his 
            series, I asked Gardner if he ever dived and why he hasn't kept it a 
            part of Bond. 
            I tried it once. 
            I didn't catch a single scuba! Seriously, scuba diving just does not 
            turn me on. It obviously did turn Fleming on. 
          And what about Jamaica? This island was also so much a part of 
            Fleming's Bond, but Gardner has never used it in one of his stories. 
          
            I suppose I'm not terribly fond of Jamaica. It really isn't what 
            it used to be. Yes, it's apart of Bond, maybe in the Fifties and 
            Sixties. I find it terribly run down now. I haven't been to 
            ‘Goldeneye’. Specifically I don't want to go to Noel Coward's grave 
            either. It's a personal thing. I do not like Jamaica very much. It's 
            my loss, I'm sure. I missed the golden age of Jamaica when people 
            like Fleming, like Coward, were there, when it was an artistic 
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             NO DEALS, MR. 
            BOND (1987) 
            Five years before the events depicted in NO DEALS, MR. BOND, James 
            Bond had helped two young female members of an operation known as 
            “Cream Cake” escape from the Eastern Bloc with their lives. Using 
            two other females and one male, Cream Cake's goal was to seduce 
            senior high-ranking Communist intelligence officers. But the plan 
            was blown, and the five Cream Cake participants were brought to the 
            West and provided new identities. 
            As the story begins, two of the women have been murdered and left 
            with their tongues removed - a sign of ritual execution by a Russian 
            hit squad. Bond's assignment, officially unsanctioned, is not only 
            to pull in the remaining members of the Cream Cake operation, but 
            also to find and eliminate the traitor among them. 
            First Bond links up 
            with Heather Dare in London and takes her to Ireland in search of 
            the second potential victim, Ebbie Heritage. There they are caught 
            by Maxim Smolin, Heather's Cream Cake target in the GRU. Luckily, M 
            has arranged for the colonel to defect, but General Kolya Chernov, 
            head of Department 8 of Directorate S (formerly SMERSH), arrives 
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             It's not my 
            title. Let me tell you about this. I think, without exception, every 
            title I’ve put up has been mulled over and eventually turned down. 
            They all think they can do better. Putnam always said, the title 
            needs work. NO DEALS, MR. BOND is an atrocious title, but it was the 
            best of what was a very bad bunch. Actually, about half the titles 
            are mine, about four are Peter's. NEVER SEND FLOWERS is Putnam's. 
            I'm not crazy about it. The title thing becomes an absolute 
            nightmare. 
             
            The title notwithstanding, NO DEALS, MR. BOND is a solid, 
            action-packed, exciting adventure. The plot is perhaps a little 
            farfetched, but it makes for gripping reading. The two main female 
            characters, Ebbie Heritage and Heather Dare, are strong and well 
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             The major villain, 
            General Kolya Chernov, is not present enough to develop fully, but 
            the scenes in which he does appear are effective. And the author's 
            descriptive writing, especially in the action scenes, is effectively 
            violent. The only disappointment comes with the rather clichéd “most 
            dangerous game” climax in which Bond is “hunted” by assassins on an 
            island. 
            Once again, Gardner 
            ventures slightly into political territory, this time Northern 
            Ireland. James Bond is actually forbidden to set foot there. This is a 
            strange thing that some people don't realise. In Britain, we have 
            two services. MI6 - Secret Intelligence Services, and MIS - Secret 
            Security Services. MIS have a policy that they only operate on 
            British territory, and parts of the Commonwealth that invite them 
            in. MI6 operates in all countries outside the UK. And at one point, 
            they were specifically instructed not to meddle in Northern Ireland. 
            The north of Ireland is part of the UK by law, despite what the IRA 
            says. So, MIS has jurisdiction. Another small 
            aspect of the story which I found odd was M's handling of the 
            assignment. 
             
            Bond's boss sends the agent into the field without giving him a full 
            briefing. I questioned whether M would really do such a thing.  | 
         
       
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            I wouldn't think he would, but it made for a more interesting 
            story! I must remind you that the author is God! Yes, it's probably 
            odd, but I guess there could be situations when a senior officer 
            would withhold information because he didn't want the junior officer 
            to know certain things. It was a device. 
             
            Mr. Gardner apparently grew fond of the device, because he used it 
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